Category: The Garden of English Delights

  • What We Should Learn from This

    What We Should Learn from This

    Some of us may seem to think that since we are millennials, generation X, or generation Z, using a smartphone, apps, and a Wi-Fi connection is just about as easy as washing your hands (yes, pun intended). Joke aside, I have personally come to discover that I was wrong: people need a lot more training…

  • Inglés B2 con temario a 100€

    Inglés B2 con temario a 100€

    El inglés ya no es un idioma que se aprende — a su ritmo y plazo — que implica deseo, disponibilidad, tiempo y estudio, práctica constante e inclusión en probablemente cada aspecto de la vida fuera del aula. El inglés tiene nada que ver con el deseo de conocer la cultura, los libros, las películas,…

  • What One Can Learn from Teaching

    What One Can Learn from Teaching

    […] within the lines of downright shaming teachers who claim “I learn as much from my students as they learn from me”. He explains that “with due respect to my colleagues in the teaching profession who use this expression, I am compelled to say: if that´s true, then you´re not a very good teacher”. Well,…

  • When Hate Catches You Unaware

    When Hate Catches You Unaware

    However annoyed a native English speaker might have felt when reading my question, did that even begin to justify my being called “you and your people are the scourge of Europe and nothing will get the smell of campfire out of you”? Did that somehow explain my receiving private messages with pictures of poorly dressed…

  • No, Not, and None. So Which Is It?

    No, Not, and None. So Which Is It?

    No and not are two of the most common English words to express negation. And it´s as simple as this:

  • How to Say 0 in English

    How to Say 0 in English

    There are many ways of saying the #number0 in #English, and these do not include the #slang terms. Here is a short review on how and when we say #zero #nought or #nil

  • All the Love for English Past Tenses

    All the Love for English Past Tenses

    What I honestly find linguistically romantic in the unreal English past has mostly to do with the comparison to how other languages express situations that are far from reality. Some use conditionals, others use subjunctives; yet English has found a way to express distance both in time and from reality.

  • Learning English: Do You Need a Teacher or a Native?

    Learning English: Do You Need a Teacher or a Native?

    This is not a plea against the native English teacher. It’s more of a defense of the teacher of English: that teacher who should be defined by how and what they teach, and not by their passport. English is no exchange good, no earthly possession someone has worked for to acquire. English is an amazing…

  • No Love Lost for English in Spain

    No Love Lost for English in Spain

    I think there is a certain amount of passion, motivation and even charm to be spilled by the teacher that could change this in the classroom. It’s all about a change of perspective: cast a spell, make English the carrot, and stop using it as a stick altogether.

  • A Plea for Bilingualism

    A Plea for Bilingualism

    English – just as any other language – is one of those rare goods that belong to everybody and make you immensely rich at the same time. The English language is not the sole prerogative of native speakers and is as such not finite; it is limited to no specific group of people, it is…

  • Trinity College London: The Forgotten English Qualifications?

    Trinity College London: The Forgotten English Qualifications?

    The reason, briefly put, has to do with the fact that the Trinity exams don’t have the much feared and equally despised Use of English part. What is more, when examined by Trinity, candidates only have to take a two-module exam in one or two sessions, with two skills – a receptive and a productive…

  • The Great Divide: English Exams and Tests of English.

    The Great Divide: English Exams and Tests of English.

    British English tests and exams, American tests, exams and tests for Spain… Wher there is so much choice, there must be lots of differences. Relax! All these acronyms and abbreviations that sound like secret organizations have more in common than you would think: they are all about English, they all test both receptive (listening and…

  • What´s the difference between an English exam and a test of English?

    What´s the difference between an English exam and a test of English?

    Cambridge FCE or TOEFL? Advanced or PET? TOEIC or APTIS? The Oxford Test of English or IELTS? There are so many of them and yet so little understanding of what each encompasses that you come to feel that much choice is not actually what you wanted. But English is a global language and depending on…

  • If you were a man, would you not be a misogynist, too?

    If you were a man, would you not be a misogynist, too?

    It was the last part that caught my eye beyond the happiness and wicked enthusiasm: “men should hold other men accountable” or “the boys watching today will be the men of tomorrow”. So basically let’s differentiate again: educate boys because they are boys, raise awareness among boys, and make men take action against their more…

  • The Longest September

    The Longest September

    Sunny days follow this longest September. And with it, the joy of new beginnings – boy, was I in dire need of one. I can see ahead again. And I see a mirror that I chose to put in front of me so I can tell myself to take a long, deep look into it,…

  • A Tearful Footballer and People Dressed in Flags

    A Tearful Footballer and People Dressed in Flags

    It goes without saying that being for or against Catalonia’s hypothetical independence does not help Spaniards pay their mortgages or find decent jobs, make their small businesses take off or stagnate, feed their children or offer them better opportunities in life. Walking on the streets of beautiful Madrid wrapped up in a Spanish flag does…